Diana Holquist

The Rabbit Who Wants to Fall Asleep Parody is Here!


November, 2015

College Girl is coming home for the holidays and I’m SO excited. Do me a favor, and please don’t tell her that. She’ll use it for evil, that is, for Guilt Pancakes. What? You never made guilt pancakes? Pleaaaaasssse, Mom…I’m only home for a few days….

There are only so many days in a row I can make pancakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Meanwhile, the boy is wearing himself out with too much soccer and too much schoolwork. Yes, he’s a junior. How did you know? The Professor/husband is wearing himself out writing dozens and dozens of letters of recommendation. Application season is tough for everyone.

And me?

A new book! It’s a parody of the mega-bestseller, publishing phenom The Rabbit Who Wants to Fall Asleep. 

The Rabbit Who Wants to Fall Asleep Cover

That book promised to lull children to sleep with its sing-song “advanced psychological techniques.” It worked for some, but not for all. Why? Because some toddlers just aren’t slackers. Some toddlers have bigger dreams than, well, dreaming.

Our parody book is for them:

the rabbit who wants to go to sleep parody: the rabbit who wants to go to harvard

Yes! Finally! Something for the mom and dad who want more for their kid than sleep! You can click the cover for buying information, or go here to find out more, including a FAQ with my co-author, Zeldar the Great. (Warning: he’s not quite ready for prime time.)

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